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  Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel 2018

  ★½ Watched 24 Jun 2024

  Laughably bad, and yet much like the endless legion of amateur investigators flocking to the Abaddon, I have not learned my lesson and will absolutely go back for the third

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  Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978

  Watched 26 Apr 2024

  10/10 horror and 10/10 young Jeff Goldblum

Popular reviews

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  Mimic 1997

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2023

  Called every major plot twist except for Mira Sorvino giving birth to a giant cockroach and honestly I’m a little disappointed

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  Cold War 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2019

  “Now I am yours. Forever and ever”

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