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Favorite films

  • Brick
  • Whip It
  • Thelma & Louise
  • Biutiful

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  • The Electric State

    ½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★

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  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    I’m going to take this opportunity to be a twat and say that the book is actually good and worth reading.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    All the elements were there for me to obsess and I just couldn’t. Bill Skarsgård‘s nosferatu had very little rizz or mystique. That being said I have literally just come off an entire month of having mono AND strep at the same time, my boyfriend has refused to touch me out of fear of catching anything and I have felt desperately lonely because of it so I was primed to empathize with Ellen’s character. I have to admit I did…

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  • Revenge

    Revenge

    This film dressed up to be a “you go girl!!!” Revenge flick but holy shit it was bad. I’m all for the campy seared beer can tattoo, the random iguana shots, the dreams within dreams, I just fucking hate that at the end of the day all it chalks up to is “hot bloody woman mad and go pew pew”. The lingering shots of her glistening body, the partially sympathetic writing in favor of the rapist, the fucking DRUG out scenes. Not a fan. Went in with high hopes, came out with an hour and a half wasted.

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★½

    Was okay, felt like a more polished, self aware Marvel movie. The set design was “clean” looking and it took me out. A lot of little details that would normally spark my interest, say the cloak on the wise old man, distracted me by how cheap it looked. Pacing was a bit odd at points and overall I found myself noticing that I was watching a movie. Didn’t take me to the immersive space I lost myself in with the…

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