magsterlewis

magsterlewis

Favorite films

  • The Real Bros of Simi Valley: The Movie
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Hoodwinked!
  • 12 Angry Men

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  • Heretic

    ★★★★

  • Elemental

    ★★★

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★

  • Wendy

    ★★★★

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★★

    I would’ve done the same thing if Mormons showed up at my door.

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    ★★★

    Riley Recommendations | Set 1 | Movie 3 of 8

    Me when I realize it’s a musical: 😐

    Me when I see Bellatrix Lestrange, Severus Snape, and Peter Pettigrew: 🤭

    Me when I watch the violence: 😁

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  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★★

    this actually had me howling laughing. gets a bonus star for having the spins on the soundtrack.

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

    ★★★★★

    Riley Recommendations | Set 1 | Movie 1 of 8

    Here’s my analysis:
    • Overall, fire.
    • Brad Pitt was hot in this movie.
    • The gun in the purse was a mood.
    • Blowing your cover by throwing up 3s is embarrassing.
    • Hitler is ugly.
    • I enjoy watching bad people suffer and die.
    • I knew the knife man wouldn’t be able to keep his cool.
    • Landa is such a dirty turd and also lowkey a psychopath.
    • That German sniper annoying ass punk is literally a perfect portrayal of an incel.
    • Shosanna deserved better.

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