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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  started off annoyed at cliche action movie stuff, then there’s a chappell roan needle drop and 15 minutes later he dunks his hand into a pot of boiling hot oil and the movie suddenly becomes so goddamn fun

  only torture scene in a movie i’ve smiled at

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  Underdog 2007

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  one of my favorite movies as a kid, just rewatched it and not only did i fall asleep, but the other two people watching with me ALSO fell asleep

  they do a funny thing where they have these tv show ass transitions every 10 minutes or so and it’s so clear they took a 50/50 shot on this being a straight to disney channel movie

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  john malkovich is having the most fun of his career, wasn’t very scary or exciting, almost gave this 2 stars but the last 15 minutes is smart enough that it put a genuine smile on my face

  worst music scenes in history though

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  robert pattinson is maybe the greatest actor of our generation

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