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Favorite films

  • Clueless
  • The Princess Bride
  • Jaws
  • Rocky

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  • Camp Rock

    ★★½

  • Eraserhead

  • Kick-Ass

    ★★★½

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

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  • Camp Rock

    Camp Rock

    ★★½

    *aggressively turns head and smiles hugely, hoding that look for 5 seconds*
    "What... What... What is it"
    *Continues aggressively smiling and just staring at them until the scene cuts*

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    I really need to watch this sometime sober and during the day, because I've seen it really late at night, intoxicated, twice, and I really don't understand what I watched. I get the main gist, but like... What the fuck

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

    Rating this film is hard for me. It was beautifully shot, the colors, shapes, the way things were, but I really didn't care for the stories we see. I felt really uncomfortable the whole time, but not in a way that felt like it really made the movie better for me, just the kind where I wanted to curl into a shell and not exist. Maybe it's my trauma that connects me too hard to some stuff, but it really…

  • Kick-Ass

    Kick-Ass

    ★★★½

    I want to be Hit Girl. I've always wanted to be Hit Girl. Let me be Hit Girl.


    I loved this when I was younger, maturing has made me realize it's not as amazing as I remembered it, however, please can I get some more good non DC or Marvel super hero flicks? This is one of my favorite more forgotten genres.