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Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022
In this film, every word that makes up the phrase "magical wooden boy" is taken to the umpteenth degree. How does one make him more magical? He's not just given life by a fairy, but eternal life which teleports him to a purgatory of blue sand where the fairy's sister scolds him for being a silly asshole before his inevitable resurrection. How does one make him more wooden? Not only does he look like a puppet of pine, but he…
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