Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Martyrs 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  French extremity more like uhhhh fun movie for the whole family

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Mark Ruffalo doing a trump impression made me want to die. At least the aliens were cute. Read the book instead at least he fucks himself

Popular reviews

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  The Sarah Vaccine 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2021

  If Cronenberg swallowed a bunch of glitter and acid. Very sexy

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 12 Feb 2025 1

  AI slop somehow made by humans. Harrison Ford’s shambling corpse is cgi’d into mush and it’ll make a billion dollars because nothing fucking matters anymore. Who cares

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