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Recent reviews

Annihilation 2018

★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

Fire ending.
Caddyshack 1980

★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

I bet the gopher got a fat check for this role.

Popular reviews

Tarot 2024

½ Watched 05 May 2024

This was made by a horror movie AI… Legitimately so bad it made 90 minutes feel like 3 hours.
September 5 2024

★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

900 million, just wow.

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5 = It’s god damn perfect.
4.5 = Fantastic. Helluvapicsha!
4 = Great stuff.
3.5 = Had a good time. It’s worth buying a ticket.
3 = Acceptable, slightly above average.
2.5 = Mediocre, mid.
2 = Going to forget its existence the minute it’s done.
1.5 = Pretty rough, a major letdown.
1 = Really, really bad.
0.5 = Pure shit, irredeemable disgrace of a movie.