Maks

Maks

some day i’ll make a historical gay horror movie & my life will be complete

Favorite films

  • Bringing Up Baby
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
  • National Treasure

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  • Chimp Crazy

    ★★★½

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • Entrapment

    ★★★

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★★★

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  • Chimp Crazy

    Chimp Crazy

    ★★★½

    I can’t believe she made him an iPad kid. Among so, so many unbelievable things.

    It’s actually so deeply upsetting how these people treat these animals like taps for love for themselves, without thinking about the animal at all. There is absolutely no reason a chimpanzee should drink a COKE!!!

    Overall an excellent decent into utter madness, would have thought the story was fake if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    Everyone walking out of my theatre HATED it and they are so wrong what the heck?!?! 

    Osgood Perkins is an absolute masterclass to witness, remarkable to behold.

    Bone chilling, felt like a taught guitar string the entire time. And then Nick Cage was like all the sounds at once. He made me feel like my teeth were shedding. A slow kind of unnerving that leaves your ears ringing.

    Took a photo of a cute little blue VW bug on my way to the theatre and now I’m afraid!

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  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★★

    what is your people’s PROBLEM this was GOOD!!!!

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ½

    -4 1/2 stars for supporting genocide.
    +1/2 star for Ming-Na Wen.
    find a way to not put ur money toward this.

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