mallorie lawrence

mallorie lawrence

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • Blue Velvet
  • Tampopo
  • Frances Ha

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  • Uptown Girls

    ★★★★★

  • Aquamarine

    ★★★★★

  • Emilia Pérez

    ½

  • The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★½

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  • Uptown Girls

    Uptown Girls

    ★★★★★

    one of the movies of all time

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ½

    this may actually be the worst movie ever made

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  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★

    completely insane movie no notes

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    stupid movie for babies

    watched this on a long flight immediately after watching moonlight, and in comparison to moonlight love simon feels like watching babies play with blocks. the “message” is extremely muddled, confusing and weak, the tone is extremely “erm.. so that just happened😅” and the acting is fine. maybe if you have taken too much of an edible you could enjoy this cocomelon for bisexual millennials. just watch moonlight if you want a moving story about a young gay man navigating his sexuality in his coming of age

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