abi c

abi c

letter grades assigned based on how accurately a film’s title is reflected in its contents

Favorite films

  • Training Day
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Interstellar
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Shutter Island

    ★★★★½

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

  • The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    we see 17 mickeys, and a lil extra. A++ 

    finally a movie offering a worthy critique of the technofascist clusterfuck of a timeline we are in. 

    mark ruffalo you made me guffaw. r-patt i was unfamiliar with your game. bong, never change. 

    p.s. viltrumvincible really tied this together. that and the walrus anthropod alien mom.

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★½

    he shudders all over the island. A+ 

    rly solid thriller, i got it spoiled years ago and it was still really entertaining. daunting to tell such a fantastic story whose final act is its own unraveling

    its insane how similar the backstory for Teddy is to the backstory for Cobb in inception.

    p.s. ben kingsley was STELLAR in this. he tied it all together

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    nos fera tu is latin for “dont be scared”, which I wasn’t. A. 

    at first i was afraid it was going to be like a play i didn’t like, but turns out, its like a play i did like. 

    i really liked a lot of things about this movie. cinematography was good, the aesthetic hit, i like when shit gets freaky deaky. 

    p.s. give lily rose her oscar. she earned it.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    actually, it’s ani. C. 

    girl uncut gems. very funny at times. thought provoking when not. great to see authentic representation of immigrant conversations. 

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    p.s. every igor reaction took me out. i love to see that man deep in thought

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