maltomato

maltomato

Favorite films

  • The Dark Crystal
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Last Unicorn
  • The Lighthouse

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  • Class of Nuke 'Em High

    ★★★

  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

  • Vamp

    ★★★★

  • Them!

    ½

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  • Class of Nuke 'Em High

    Class of Nuke 'Em High

    ★★★

    This entire weekend I have watched HALF OF SEVERAL MOVIES AND IM GONNA RATE THEM ANYWAY SORRY……ill get to the endings eventually…….. (besides the horrifying blackface sorry i like would feel so wrong not mentioning) this was epic because I love that in this universe the nuclear waste makes u punk and smoke weed and be freaktarded

  • The Blair Witch Project

    The Blair Witch Project

    ★★½

    Mid as hell ending was butthole no cool monster or witch like its just not giving except for the one girly carrying it with the drama

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  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★

    Every time I fuck with a hippie some shit like this happens man damnit

  • Psycho

    Psycho

    ★★★★

    This guy is normal to my standards

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