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  Barry Lyndon 1975

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2024

  Original loser boyfriend

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  Jodorowsky's Dune 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  A movie that was without ever existing

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  Boring but fun to shit on

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  A 2 hour fancam of Jacob Elordi passing itself off as class analysis but this time the serf are evil for some reason, idk doesn’t make sense and honestly super boring

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