Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Notting Hill 1999

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Very cute. Terrible music.

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  Lifers: A Local H Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  If you love Local H, you'll love this, and if you don't love Local H, you're an idiot

Popular reviews

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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Nov 2019

  The best Batmen are the horny ones. Michael Keaton spends both of his movies getting laid or trying to. Adam West is so flirty in his square way that it makes me blush. While Dr. Chase Meridian is super horny, Val Kilmer is really disconnected from anything like lust. George Clooney has a trophy girlfriend, but the only frisson we get from him is driven by Poison Ivy's drugs. And can you imagine Christian Bale's Batman even thinking about sex?…

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★½ Watched 07 Oct 2022 4

  In keeping with the fine tradition of the series, David Bruckner's Hulu Hellraiser feels very much like a DTV flick that was originally written as something else entirely (in this case, a Thir13en Ghosts reboot). It's a pretty basic modern slasher with some Hellraiser drag. It's not especially better than any of the previous DTV entries, and is actually a little bit worse than a couple of them.

  Bruckner may well be the big Hellraiser fan that I keep hearing…