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Renfield 2023
No thank you!
Hoult and cage are good but it's about an hour and a half of material and there were maybe three jokes that work.
The cop/ fed sisters are so bland, I do not give a shit about their quest for justice. It literally sent me to sleep more than once!
Waste of time and potential.
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Underworld: Rise of the Lycans 2009
Michael Sheen having his hot lycan summer (winter)
Who knew this was a thing.... Not sure if I'm aroused or confused. Possibly both.
The film itself lacks substance, much like this review!
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Speed Racer 2008
My eyes hurt and I might vomit.
This film is a visual battering ram.
I don't know how I'm going to sleep after this!The fucking Racer family tree..... Mom, Pop, Speed, Rex and Spritle! They have a house made of primary colours a monkey and a sparky and a Christina Ricci with Lego hair.
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The Host 2013
Sparkly worms infest the human race, however one worm isn't enough to take over Melanie (a very small mousey woman whos composition must be that of a bag of twiglets)
Wanda the worm is tasked with retrieving mels memories and decides to stop helping her co-wormers after memories of some hot times with a hot boy surface.
She spends an excessive amount of time in a cave kissing hot boys and cohabiting melanies body. She then decides she wants to give her back. To end Melanies incessant talking in her head.
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