I feel like half of this movie is extensive Homestuck-style character introduction sequences, but joke's on you, I'm into that. Eclectic mix of comedic weirdness and reality, and a surprising amount of nudity. Good stuff. I think the movie would be at its best if you could imagine everything to be real.
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Once Upon a Time in the West 1968
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Why does Morton not want there to be a station at Sweetwater?
Why is it only revealed at the tragic epilogue that Cheyenne attacked Morton's train, and why did he do that anyway?
Killing off Cheyenne after the finish line was kinda lame anyway, though I'm glad Morton was the one who killed him at least.
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Millennium Actress 2001
I could no longer read the subtitles through my tears.
I love Satoshi Kon; he is may just be my favorite director. Until now, Paprika was probably my favorite anime film, but Millenium Actress rose above all of my expectations.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
When did the theme of the Jurassic Park series switch from "Life will find a way" and "humans can't control life" to "We humans can screw up things like never before!"?
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