Marcus Danckert

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I have an unhealthy obsession of ranking everything

Favorite films

  • Finding Nemo
  • Decalogue I
  • Nickel Boys
  • Heat

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  • Decalogue II

    ★★★½

  • Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

  • The Babysitter

    ★½

  • Dave Chappelle: Equanimity

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  • Decalogue II

    Decalogue II

    ★★★½

    While not as thematically perfect in its approach, it’s an incredibly powerful and complex storytelling tool to use the power of God in the hands of something like healthcare professionals. And in taking that for granted, it’s incredibly human to do so.

  • Finding Nemo

    Finding Nemo

    ★★★★★

    All would’ve been a lot easier for Dory to remember if she just tattooed her entire body with important facts of her life

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★½

    And with merely 3ish hours to spare, the 100 year movie challenge is complete. Felt only fitting to finish with Emma and Rachel as they were my first movie of the year with Shiva Baby (⚠️not related to the challenge⚠️) 

    I can confidently say that I’ll never be doing this again. I also don’t recommend anyone ever do this! Watching 100 movies of your own will is actually much more challenging than previous minds would have you believe! An incredible amount…

  • Reagan

    Reagan

    ½

    So I can’t actually make a joke about this film because of how incredibly disingenuous, biased, and lacking in any subjectivity it so proudly spews. I am not shocked by this, but it’s worse than I thought.

    The approach of Ronald Reagan being the sole cause of the downfall of the Soviet Union is not only factually incorrect, but falsely paints a larger than life international threat that only Reagan could have ever solved. This movie does absolutely nothing to…