Marcus Danckert

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I have an unhealthy obsession of ranking everything

Favorite films

  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Finding Nemo
  • Decalogue I
  • Nickel Boys

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  • Plane

    ★★½

  • Untold: Crime & Penalties

    ★★★

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

  • Snow White

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  • Plane

    Plane

    ★★½

    Needed this to be more over the top than it actually was which is saying something for an action thriller starring Gerard Butler. Looks like poop, but the very moderate highs are electric

  • Untold: Crime & Penalties

    Untold: Crime & Penalties

    ★★★

    These Untold docs are always so tonally confusing, however this one is pretty easy to understand if you boil it down to “Sopranos on Ice”

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★½

    And with merely 3ish hours to spare, the 100 year movie challenge is complete. Felt only fitting to finish with Emma and Rachel as they were my first movie of the year with Shiva Baby (⚠️not related to the challenge⚠️) 

    I can confidently say that I’ll never be doing this again. I also don’t recommend anyone ever do this! Watching 100 movies of your own will is actually much more challenging than previous minds would have you believe! An incredible amount…

  • Reagan

    Reagan

    ½

    So I can’t actually make a joke about this film because of how incredibly disingenuous, biased, and lacking in any subjectivity it so proudly spews. I am not shocked by this, but it’s worse than I thought.

    The approach of Ronald Reagan being the sole cause of the downfall of the Soviet Union is not only factually incorrect, but falsely paints a larger than life international threat that only Reagan could have ever solved. This movie does absolutely nothing to…