Maria Lewis

Maria Lewis

Best-selling author. Sell-outing screenwriter. Great rack, shit personality.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Scream

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  • The Gorge

    ★½

  • Emilia Pérez

    ★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★½

    Cute premise performed cutely, but unfortunately it looks like absolute shit and is hindered by a clumsy screenplay that can’t decide whether it wants to be Annihilation or The Last Of Us by way of Silent Hill.

    Genuinely nervous every time I see a Zach Dean credit.

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    ★★★★

    Lioness: The Musical.

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  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    Beyoncé gave us Lemonade. J.Lo is giving us Sprite.

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★½

    The ignition has stalled.

    Was desperate to love this. Hell, like it, even. But the mechanics of what make the Mad Max franchise so singular cannot be found in Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga.

    One of the most common criticisms of the franchise is its lack of dialogue and - in some cases - lack of plot. They have always played closer to silent films that way, lines used sparingly, but there’s rarely any doubt about what a character is feeling.…