Mariel Mohns

Mariel Mohns Pro

lover of star wars, sarcasm, and sondheim.

Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

  • Flow

    ★★★★★

  • Saturday Night

    ★★★½

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  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain

    ★★★★★

    "Debbie had no dance training and her feet bled in her tap shoes" is the theater kid version of "Viggo broke his toe while kicking that helmet"

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    I haven’t seen any other versions of Nosferatu or Dracula* because I’m a scaredy cat**, so despite not being able to really appreciate any cinematic references, I still quite enjoyed this. In particular, the cinematography was equally beautiful and haunting as the camera floated around like a spirit, emphasizing the looming shadows caught between the light and the darkness.

    But also, I simply couldn’t ignore the fact that Orlok sounded and moved like an Ent.

    *OK wait, I lied — I have seen the entire Hotel Transylvania series.

    **von Franz being a crazy cat lady was an inspired character choice.

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★★½

    While seemingly just exaggerated versions of themselves, both Eisenberg and Culkin portray these characters so well. In some ways, they are polar opposites — but their inner vulnerabilities are remarkably similar. What a lovely emotional journey.

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  • In Search of the Titanic

    In Search of the Titanic

    ½

    Literally the worst movie I have ever seen. I wish I could rate this zero stars...well, no, I guess the half-star award goes to the rapping shark.

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

    ★★★★★

    Brilliant. Every technical and artistic aspect of this film was spot on. This is one of those movies that make me wish I majored in film studies. The cinematography and film editing...just wow. Keaton, Norton, and Stone all deserve their accolades (with a special shout out to Galifianakis who totally surprised me). The plot is so surreal and so meta, one could watch this a hundred times and still find new ways to think about film, fame, and success.