MarisaXY

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Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Inception
  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • WALL·E

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  • Ferrari

    ★★½

  • Geostorm

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★½

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  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★★½

    Enzo "So how did the car handle?"

    P. Taruffi "Good."

    Enzo "Did I ask you, how is Lunch?
    I want to know gearing, suspension, breakwater... it's gotta be hundred percent."
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    To me the chosen actors in the leading roles felt miscasted for this film, but the dramatic scenes were captivating nonetheless.
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    Passione, Forza and the 'need for speed'.
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    🇮🇹🚦 🏎️ 🐎 ⚙️ 💵 ⚖️ 🧸

  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    You know a movie is bad, when...

    🌪️ it 30 minutes in explains to you, what a "geostorm" is

    🌪️ it has 30 minutes left and starts to actually show you, what a geostorm would do to the environment

    🌪️ one of the main characters/villains tells you - when asked about his intentions/motivations - he just wants to see the world burn 🌍🔥


    I'd unravel the movie content like this:

    20% pseudo-politics
    20% tech-porn, engineer bla-bla
    15% tv narration, data screens
    15% boring family stories (bros being bros)
    10% forced humour
    10% bad communication, horrible dialogues
    5% stupid riddle transcribition
    5% magical science

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★½

    "Ken you feel the Kenergy?!" ⚡
    "I am Kenough." 🌷

    Ryan Gosling had definitely some of the funniest lines in the movie!

    He was a great (leader) Ken for sure. 🤠🐴
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    "Bedeutet der Titel
    Langzeit-Unverbindlichkeits-Fernbeziehungs-Freundin denn gar nichts mehr?"
    🙃🙈

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★

    Ladybug🐞 "So we are the plums?"
    Lemon 🍋 "Why do you guys keep talking in metaphors?!"
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    The scene with the Fiji Water Bottle is true comedy gold. 😆👌🏻
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    #codenamesarestupid
    #karmaisab****