"So how did the car handle?"
"Good."
"Did I ask you, how is Lunch?
I want to know gearing, suspension, breakwater... it's gotta be hundred percent."
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To me the chosen actors in the leading roles felt miscasted for this film, but the dramatic scenes were captivating nonetheless.
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🇮🇹🚦 🏎️ 🐎 ⚙️ 💵 ⚖️ 🧸
You know a movie is bad, when...
🌪️ it 30 minutes in explains to you, what a "geostorm" is
🌪️ it has 30 minutes left and starts to actually show you, what a geostorm would do to the environment
🌪️ one of the main characters/villains tells you - when asked about his intentions/motivations - he just wants to see the world burn 🌍🔥
I'd unravel the movie content like this:
20% pseudo-politics
20% tech-porn, engineer bla-bla
15% tv narration, data screens
15% boring family stories (bros being bros)
10% forced humour
10% bad communication, horrible dialogues
5% stupid riddle transcribition
5% magical science
Ladybug🐞 "So we are the plums?"
Lemon 🍋 "Why do you guys keep talking in metaphors?!"
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The scene with the Fiji Water Bottle is true comedy gold. 😆👌🏻
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#codenamesarestupid
#karmaisab****
