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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  Massive massive improvement from the first two. Aside from some shit child acting and dialogue choices the story is coherent for the most part and makes for a fun slasher flick.

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  Caveat 2020

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jul 2024

  Watched this alone at night. Scared me a little which says a lot these days. Cool premise and a cool execution. End had a tiny bit of fluff on it but pretty rad.

Popular reviews

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  Home Sweet Home Alone 2021

  ½ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  Mary mother of fuck. I hate this movie with a passion. Not a moment of it wasn’t like shoving ice picks through my eyeballs. The kid is such a dogshit protagonist and completely unlikeable. The dialogue is so terrible you’ll think you’ve died and gone to the worst corner of hell. This is beyond a corporately devised suckfest of degenerate shlock. What it is - an insult to your time, your intelligence and to your Christmas. Fuck this film. Fuck it hard.

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  Cats & Dogs 2001

  ★ Rewatched 06 Feb 2023

  As a kid, I remember loving this ridiculous little flick. It was stupid and camp and I loved the evil cat. As an adult, this is some of the worst shlock out there. The film still has its moments with Jeff Goldblum being super whacky and comedically some stuff still gives you a slight chuckle - like the Russian demolitions kitty for example. But my god have the special effects aged terribly. The movie is a complete drag. And whilst being…

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