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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Aesthetically and sonically superb. The wack ass spinning shots and ending on 15 Step ? Perfect

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  The Intern 2015

  ★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  The Robert de niro BONER SCENEEEEE ??????????!!!!!!?????

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  That fuxkass orange wig producing Dakota Johnson’s forehead’s first feature film.

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  Hancock 2008

  ★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2023 1

  The first half almost made me like Will Smith! Got a bit yucky in the second act and almost fell apart. Luckily, Jason Bateman charming as ever, ends up being the hero (as he should be). Jason Bateman, save me!

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