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  • The Internship

    ★★★

  • Wedding Crashers

    ★★★★★

  • Bleed for This

    ★★★

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★

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  • The Internship

    The Internship

    ★★★

    I wish I could rate it higher, because I did enjoy watching, but compared to other films in the same genre (with largely the same actors) it doesn’t quite stack up. I always find Will Ferrell to be funniest in a cameo role.

    Rose Byrne is top 5.

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  • Wedding Crashers

    Wedding Crashers

    ★★★★★

    This one goes out to all the cinephiles. I see your French Arthouse, your 1960s silent films, your 40 minute sex scene intros (à la Anora), and I raise you Wedding Crashers.

    I saw Jacob Elordi’s speech about ‘cinema’, and while I appreciate how handsome he is, fucking spare me. I refuse to believe anyone derives more joy from watching those high brow wank-a-thons than good old Wedding Crashers.

    It reminds me of a year 9 boy wincing their way…

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  • Rain Man

    Rain Man

    ★★★★

    As someone who once got called ‘Rainman without the Mathematical ability’ I can now truly identify the how heavy that was.

    I did see a little bit of myself in Raymond when I ask people to quiz me on countries and capitals or NBA player colleges, so I suppose it wasn’t totally unfounded.

    Would’ve been so etch being autistic before people really knew what it was, Tom Cruise’s character was not very understanding.

  • Bleed for This

    Bleed for This

    ★★★

    I’m an absolute sucker for a boxing movie, so the floor is automatically raised from the moment the film begins, however there was one key issue I simply could not get over throughout this story; at absolutely no point did I ever believe that Miles Teller was Vinny Paz.

    They obviously needed a heavy hitter to carry this based-on-a-true-story drama, but the casting agent that put Miles Teller in this needs to be hung in the town square. Probably would’ve…

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