the star ratings are kind of meaningless and are really just defining my enjoyment.
~2.5 is when the films start getting bad.
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The Vampire Conspiracy 1995
It's crazy that *this* is the follow-up to Sorority House Vampires (SHV). While that movie is mostly comedic film about a girl having to fight vampires during her sorority initiation, this takes the same basic plot and plays it oddly seriously. The movie clearly wants to still be funny at times, but wow does it fucking drop the ball. I didn't think Sorority House Vampires was particularly funny, but at least it had a fun tone and you could tell…
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Cemetery Sisters 1987
Nick Millard is a terrible director, known mainly for a terrible SOV movie (Crazy Fat Ethel II) and a bunch of porn. But at least he got to crank out insanely scuffed gem before he stopped making films.
I do not want to compliment Nick Millard on anything related to this movie, especially considering that like 10 minutes of the already svelte runtime of 60 minutes is comprised of other Nick Millard movies (mostly Criminally Insane/Crazy Fat Ethel), but like…
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H.E. Double Hockey Sticks 1999
Gabrielle Union should've been in more of the movie.
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Promising Young Woman 2020
i don't even think toothless is a strong enough word to describe this
absolutely nutty they really made a rape/revenge film where the main character just gives these guys the equivalent of putting a dunce cap on them and making them sit in the corner and says "yup, that's it. i've defeated rape culture".
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