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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  Rewatched 05 Mar 2025 1

  papa i’ve been so wrong, i thought mr darcy was 😴😡🤢🤏 but he’s actually 🥺😍🥵🍆💦

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  Rewatched 14 Feb 2025

  stunning and exemplary of the genre until the final 10 mins which make me want to pour bleach in my eyes

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  feel i was misled as to how horny this was, was expecting more of a “hear me out” vibe from count orlok

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  The Whale 2022

  ★½ Watched 06 Feb 2023

  this was just offensively bad. i said as we left the cinema that i could imagine it working better on the stage so felt quite smug when i found out that it was originally a play. to its credit, i can see this kind of straightforward symbolism being more compelling in a piece of theatre, where an audience might be willing to accept allegorical (almost stock) characters a bit more readily. seeing it on the screen approached with such dull,…

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