Martini

Martini

rlly good movie reviewer

Favorite films

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Bodies Bodies Bodies
  • The Hangover

Recent likes

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  • Nerve
  • Theater Camp
  • We're the Millers
  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Recent reviews

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★

    Sean Baker loves a promiscuous lil broke white bitch who all she got is a cherry lollipop and a dream. Bonus points if she got a name u never heard before. Let’s just say that the only things clapping when this movie ended were her cheeks. I don’t like this.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Nosferatu is the decuntification of an Ethel Cain album. No, Lily-Rose Depp convulsing over the mere thought of an East Berlin gay coming inside her is not cunt. The whole theater thought that she was weird asf for that. I will say though that she does have the perfect forehead for this sort of period which makes for a convincing story.

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