Johnny

Johnny

Favorite films

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • Chef
  • BlacKkKlansman

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

  • Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

  • Borderlands

    ½

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    If entering the void room of a recently deceased loved one could be embodied by a movie it’d be Brave New World.

  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ½

    In the Borderlands 2 game there’s a character named Face McShooty. His whole schtick was giving you a brief side mission where he asks you to shoot him in the face. Before I could finish this film I turned into Face… Somebody please shoot me in the face…

    “SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE!” - Face McShooty (2012)

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★

    I’ll let some things slide as a byproduct of the times of which this was made. Still doesn’t change the fact that I personally don’t love some unnecessary moments where things are immediately reiterated after they happen or the way this movie is cut. I guess I’m just not a fan of Raimi’s style🤷🏻‍♂️. Absolute highlights go Willem and J.K though (probably cause they aren’t whispering 90% of their lines.)

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