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Bad Boys: Ride or Die 2024
This like if a pool day + cherry coke float + a good burger had a baby and that baby was a MOVIE.
Holy shit I know this just another franchise dropp but WHY WAS THIS SO GOOD??? Like... PEAK action comedy. Whole time I was either smiling, laughing, or holding my breath just SO DAMN FUN. Study the wicked drone shots and sexy-ass sunset color palette and REALIZE how these directors managed milk EVERY drop of zany AND comedy…
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Office Space 1999
Again,
Need to have a perspective and a voice like Mike Judge. What do I see and how can I make others see it too? And does it speak to a self-realization SO DEEP it lives-on for decades like OFFICE SPACE?
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Blink Twice 2024
Not even comically bad. Disturbing and of shallow intentions.
On the subject of sensitive subjects --rape, power, violence-- I feel like there's a reason they call them... "sensitive".
Complex struggles should be laid simple, trauma should be made purposeful, revenge should be ethical, and victims should be taken seriously. The audience should be taken seriously. What in the Stanley-Cup-Feminism was this...
From the beginning it was hard to take this seriously. That "hey girl!"-type dialogue and the way they Chekov's…
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Two Can Play That Game 2001
Yeah. I needed this. I should watch. this once a month. To keep my head on straight. I will name my first-born "Shante."
I'm not a woman of frivolous things, but if I ever encounter that cheetah print vintage Dior slip dress in the wild, I won't care for the price... it's ass is MINE
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