mateo_p_o

mateo_p_o

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Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • The Vanishing
  • Koyaanisqatsi
  • The Spirit of the Beehive

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  • Carnival of Souls

    ★★★½

  • The Devil, Probably

    ★★★

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★½

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★

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  • The Devil, Probably

    The Devil, Probably

    ★★★

    Transcendental cinema at its worst, probably.

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love

    ★★½

    Unnatural bright lighting, nauseatingly loud soundtrack, not a single developed plot line, godawful computer generated color transitions, shallow characters. Pretty terrible.
    Things kind of just happen on screen and then they don’t. Does that really count as a movie? I guess.

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

    FUCK THIS WAS GOOD.

    Woman in movie says “do men only talk to me because they want to have sex?” 
    Guy in back of theater screams “YES”
    Later on, a girl that is clearly a minor in the movie comes on.
    Guy in back of theater screams “I LIKE HER”

    You had to be there tbh

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★

    Story 1: 3 stars 
    Story 2: 3 1/2 stars 
    Story 3: 3 stars 

    Overarching theme: 2 1/2 stars