Recent reviews

• 

  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  Am I gay? Throughout the entirety of this movie all I wanted to do was break out into song, hit the silkiest pirouette (defying gravity?) and slam a full cunt split so hard I slayed the entire movie theater down. Still looking for Ariana’s waist.

• 

  Piece By Piece 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Oct 2024 1

  Ngl the Lego BLM scene had me dying🤣 Then fucking Kendrick comes swooping in like Spider-Man “and we hate po-po” BARS🗣️🔥 What a poet, I’m fucked up homie you fucked up but we gon be ALRIGHT I know half of my friends lose their minds over this shit so I guess I gotta agree (Shoutout Iggy, drizzy gang😏). Get Lucky is such a good song tho fr, could fr be anybody under that Daft Punk helmet (it’s probably Kendrick😝🤭)

Popular reviews

• 

  We Bought a Zoo 2011

  ★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2024 2

  In this movie “We bought a zoo” the little retarded girl says after buying a zoo “we bought a zoo” which made me realize that they did buy a zoo.

• 

  Memento 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 May 2024 1

  Holy fuck. My brain just got lathered up in butter, drowsed in syrup and got taken to town. This movie was so chronologically fucked up it made me think I had brain damage.

Following