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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  This is basically lily rose depp in “The Idol” but fucking goth. The Weeknd and Nosferatu are basically the same character 😭😭. It’s almost ridiculous now. Cmon man. Lily depp definitely does know how to play a crazy bitch though.
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  3.5/5 
  No timothee tax

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  This is the type of shit I wanna be on in 2085. Ik this movie is supposed to show to love yourself and your body when you get older. But fuck all that. I’m tryna wild out. Give me Euro trip 2086. Tulum 2087. Fucking! Ibiza 2088!! Type shit!!!!! I can’t even fathom the type drugs the jits are going to into in those days. Shits going to be a movie. Imma visit my old ahh grandpa ass friends and…

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  Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024 2

  This is pretty much the first marvel movie I ever watched an actually sat and finished. let me be the first to say this is a fucking masterpiece. Paul Rudd in that suit like holy shit. And also he can shrink. 👀 I wonder what he gets up too. Anyways yeah he like saves the world and shit. Jk this movie fucking sucks just like all marvel movies. A bunch of corny ahh superheroes. Boring. Who cares. But I’d say this is my favorite marvel movie. 
  😔no timothee tho so 4/5

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★½ Watched 05 May 2024

  🧐 ………. Uhhhh not much to say I guess. But one and a half star bc Jake gyllenhaal is in it. I heard lots of things about this movie. great cinematography, amazing sets, breathtaking acting and an amazing script. But I’m calling cap 🧢. It’s defo j Jake kissing the other guy the entire time. Idk I haven’t watched it. But shit what can I say maybe it’s movie of the year in 2027 you never know with kids these days. Maybe it’s a future middle school classic.

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