Favorite films

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Thinking of all the theaters packed with suburban dads in ill-fitting athleisure, and their underage sons who they brought as a bonding ritual.

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  Kill Bill: Vol. 1 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  The showdown at the House of Blue Leaves into The Bride vs O-Ren Ishii is one of the all time 40 minute runs in any film.

Popular reviews

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 10 Dec 2023

  1. Too dumb to pour piss out of a boot
  2. At least we didn’t draw Decker, he’d be perving all over us
  3. all manner of ancient proteins
  4. for most people life is like a henhouse ladder — shitty and short
  5. it’s daylight in the swamp
  6. I get nightmares too…I’m always falling or drowning. 
  7. listen you hormonal vulgarian, that woman deserves your respect. Not your erotic speculation.
  8. the details would make your toes curl…

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  If Joel Schumacher’s Gotham City from the 1997 “Batman and Robin” was real, this is the movie that would win their version of Best Picture. And probably be their “Citizen Kane”.

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