Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  There’s so many Robert pattinsons and somehow not enough Robert pattinson

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  Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999

  ★★★ Rewatched 09 May 2024

  25th anniversary screening included:
  3 girls swooning at Jar Jar
  2 man standing ovation 
  1 chance cube

Popular reviews

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 May 2024

  i am cucked…
  I am cucked…

  2020s Miami vice by Michael mann if Michael Mann was DMT and go fast boats had Travis Scott on them and nobody told him what to say

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  Witness 1985

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Oct 2023

  4:30! Time for milking

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