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  The Damned 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  Harrowing, miserable, the cinema was freezing, and no one turned the lights down for the first 20 mins and STILL more enjoyable than Nosferatu.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Lily-Rose Depp looks sad whilst Count Orlok looks like 90s snooker legend Willie Thorne. For 132 minutes. Nicely polished tedium.

Popular reviews

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  Great White 2021

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2021

  A bit slow to begin with but I quite enjoyed this. Despite the roaring sharks. It wasn’t even a full roar more like the groan of an overweight taxi driver easing himself into his seat after a particularly frenzied session at a Sunday carvery. Either way sharks don’t roar. But I still enjoyed it.

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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