Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sorceress 1982

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  terrible but also kinda awesome. coming in off a Breen this was fire. the last line was kino.

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  Cade: The Tortured Crossing 2023

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Prediction: Neil Breen is gonna discover GenAI for his next movie and achieve a new low for filmmaking

Popular reviews

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  Quigley 2003

  ★½ Watched 11 Dec 2022 1

  answers the question, what if Donald Trump was a dog? played by drunk gary busey

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Sep 2024 2

  Coralie Fargeat is an 48 year old woman who hasn’t made a good movie in 30 years. In her senility she spent $18 million of her own money to finance this passion project and it’s easily the worst movie of the year. At many points it reminded me of a Neil Breen film more than anything good Fargeat has made. It was most similar to SMILE, another bloated and overly ambitious train wreck of a movie that I can’t stand.…