Matt Keyser

Matt Keyser

Favorite films

  • Children of Men
  • The Prestige
  • Dazed and Confused
  • Casino

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★½

  • Licorice Pizza

    ★★½

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

    ★★★★

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★

    When Steven Spielberg’s “Jurassic Park” came out in 1993, the film reached new heights for motion pictures by pushing the boundaries of special effects. It introduced iconic characters, and told a story that captivated audiences for years to come.

    Fast-forward almost 30 years later and “Jurassic World: Dominion,” takes several steps back from the original. Colin Trevorrow’s final installment in the Jurassic saga is a film riddled with messy subplots, terrible CGI, and a poorly written story that fails to…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    This was the longest I held in my pee during a movie and the 10 min bathroom trip after was totally worth it! 

    Holy shit, this movie is good!

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★½

    Surprisingly not as bad as I thought it was going to be. It was basically the same plot as Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and the relationship between Millie Bobby Brown and Brian Tyee Henry’s characters was really weird and off putting at times, but other than that this was a great popcorn flick!

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★½

    This is exactly how I react when I play Monopoly.