Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  “Fling it up me nosferatu big man am bonkers” Lily-Rose Depp genuine quote

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  The Holdovers 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  The holdovers? Mer like the holdsome

Popular reviews

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  Awaydays 2009

  ★★½ Watched 02 Apr 2021

  2 and a half purely for the post-punk soundtrack, doesny add anything to the growing pile of football hooligan films. Plus none of those piping wee guys look like they could knock the skin off a rice pudding

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★ Watched 10 Apr 2023

  Was obviously buzzin to watch this thinking it would be like a celebrity boxing between a big monkey and a big lizard, but 45 mins in hardly a sniff of either and instead I’m getting skelpt with heavy shite dialogue about stuffed crusts or somethin. May have got better after that unfortunately I’m ripping with ADHD and life’s too short to persevere 

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