Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  They cut off limbs like this was a George Lucas joint

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  Prisoners 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Good movie but could they have named Gyllenhaal’s character literally anything other than Loki

Popular reviews

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  The Fabulous Four 2024

  ★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  Someone had to write “ZOOM IN on stripper’s buttcheek to reveal birthmark” on the script for this movie. Someone who has hopes. Someone who has fears. Someone who once had dreams.

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Is it a red flag if a girl introduces you to her father on your first date? Is it a bigger red flag that her dad is sentient fungus

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