Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Rocky Horror Picture Show 1975

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2024

  It turns out this movie actually has a plot when you are watching it at home and paying attention versus yelling the callouts and singing at a live showing. a very strange and convoluted plot, don’t get me wrong, but a plot none the less!

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  This is my favorite movie for a reason, like it’s just absolutely terrific in every way

Popular reviews

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  Tape 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2023

  look me in the eyes and tell me ethan hawke and robert sean leonard have never fucked. you can’t, you simply can’t do it

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  Those kids have got to be SO traumatized. Like, Timmy fucking died like at least 4 times

  (Alternate review: Almost glad I didn’t see this movie until adulthood, because zaddy Jeff Goldblum would’ve killed teenage me on the spot)