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Favorite films

  • Little Women
  • The Social Network
  • 13 Going on 30
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • Booksmart

    ★★½

  • Lady Bird

    ★★★★

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

  • The Cat Returns

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    ★★★★★

    It turns out this movie actually has a plot when you are watching it at home and paying attention versus yelling the callouts and singing at a live showing. a very strange and convoluted plot, don’t get me wrong, but a plot none the less!

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    This is my favorite movie for a reason, like it’s just absolutely terrific in every way

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  • Tape

    Tape

    ★★★★

    look me in the eyes and tell me ethan hawke and robert sean leonard have never fucked. you can’t, you simply can’t do it

  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    Those kids have got to be SO traumatized. Like, Timmy fucking died like at least 4 times

    (Alternate review: Almost glad I didn’t see this movie until adulthood, because zaddy Jeff Goldblum would’ve killed teenage me on the spot)