I have been meaning to write this review for over a week. In 2025, I am making it my mission to review every single film I watch in theater. I used to review every single film I logged but I started teaching and lost that motivation. Well, I don’t plan on teaching next year because the system is fucked all to hell. For my mental and financial health; I am seeking other opportunities.
Now, in retrospect, Mickey 17 was a surprise…
Ahhh… I liked this but expected a lot more from Marvel but then again I lowkey expected to be disappointed. But damn I was hoping for something to blow me away but this movie turned out to be another average Marvel movie. Cool suits and effects but it can’t help a slow burn that barely pays off. Will need to rewatch and it may be better that second time around… hopefully. At least Harrison Ford is really cool.
How does this have a 2.6 on here. What the fuck was this movie. I read somewhere that Judy Greer said it took seven years to make this movie. (Would make sense for the ever changing hair on Jesse Eisenberg) But she also said that there’s basically four movies worth of runtime that Wes Craven shot… and it still sucked?!?!
Cheap thrills and an even cheaper Canadian slasher flick. End credits song was fire. This was the unrated and uncut version too btw.
“If you don't shut up, you won't be invited to the Orgy!”
I thought this was really good. It was a lot of fun and never missed a beat. But I do think that some things were a little wasted. Gorr was really good and Bale did a fantastic job. But I wanted more action from him and felt a lot of his story may have been cut.
The rest of the characters were awesome and received plenty of screen…
“Are you ready?”
The pages of a classic Arthurian tale finally have come to life and I couldn’t be more satisfied. It was a spacey and fantasy like trip…just how I wanted it to be. Like it was a true fantastical tale.
Honestly, there were some parts that were so tranquil that it was almost trippy. I can understand why most people are not going to like this. It’s raw, realistic, and authentic! You actually have to sit, think, and…
