Max Meiners

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  • Beetlejuice
  • Heathers
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  • Cliffhanger

    ★★★½

  • Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

  • Anaconda

    ★★½

  • Brainscan

    ★★★½

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  • Cliffhanger

    Cliffhanger

    ★★★½

    This must have been super challenging to shoot but it really paid off to do as much of this practically as they did, because I was immersed the entire time. There are a few of-the-era effects/moments over matte scenes but they do a very good job of keeping you present on a freezing mountain the entire time.

    If this had come out 15 years later there would be SO MUCh Evan & Brett Wattpad fanfic.

  • Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

    Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

    How did the snakes look worse in this one despite it being seven years after the first one? Oh right, this era is a complete cesspool for craptacular CGI. It's a shame, too, because there actually seemed to be a lot of care put in to some of the set pieces, but they literally made a movie about snakes where the snakes were the least interesting things on screen.

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  • I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

    I Was a Teenage Serial Killer

    ★★★★

    editing: 2/10
    acting: 2/10
    soundtrack: 6/10
    subtlety: -400/10
    feminism: 10/10
    entertainment value: 10/10

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    Ok, so I guess I'm the only person on Earth who didn't love this. So much of it didn't feel genuine; rather than watching the experiences of a high schooler in a mid-sized city, I felt like I was watching a romanticization of a high schooler in a mid-sized city written by someone who had watched a bunch of high school movies to determine what was supposed to happen to her next. Some of the dialogue was cornball enough to…

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