Max Salty

Max Salty Pro

Favorite films

  • Moonstruck
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • The Red Shoes
  • Inland Empire

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  • Tales of Beatrix Potter

  • The Marzipan Pig

  • I'm Not a Robot

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

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  • The Marzipan Pig

    The Marzipan Pig

    Why am I weeping...

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

    "The guy who kills me... I hope he does it because he hates me, not because it's his job."

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  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★½

    Every scene is him telling her to do the most random, not-dangerous or exciting or even taboo thing, then her sighing and slapping her forehead and not really wanting to do it, and then them not really doing it. I should not be leaving a film like this thinking I'M sexier than the characters. Bad, bad. Go watch The Duke of Burgundy, Secretary, The Piano Teacher, Fatal Attraction, or honestly anything! The Land Before Time!

  • Hard Truths

    Hard Truths

    ★★★★½

    I BLOODY KNOW SHE GOT SNUBBED, ARE YOU THICK? THE ACADEMY WOULDN'T KNOW THE PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR IF IT FLEW UP THEIR NOSES AND MADE THEM SNEEZE THEIR BREAKFAST, WHAT MAKES IT YOUR BUSINESS TELLING ME?—

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