film graduate who is really behind on the classics
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllPinned reviews
More-
Superbad 2007
I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's…
Translated from by -
Step Brothers 2008
Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!
Translated from by
Recent reviews
MorePopular reviews
More-
The Iron Claw 2023
Tonight, I walk with my brothers.
Fuck man. This legit felt like getting hit in the face with a brick. Then another brick. Then another brick. Just sadness throughout. Zac Efron you were snubbed so bad! He’s incredible!
Translated from by -
Tropic Thunder 2008
First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
Translated from by
