all joke knights (i hope that makes sense)
- the closest thing this is to the godfather is robert de niro’s concerns with fruit
- da two da niros! (“you mean the two the niros?”)
- two robert two furious
- that one guy looks like jacob elordi in a fat suit
- j.Edgar hoover mention? what next, a JFK mention?
- a mafia movie for tik tok users
- vito genovese does his best joe pesci impression
- a…
a police procedural if it was on nine Red Bulls
yeah it kinda glorifies cops’ behavior and makes them seem a bit egotistical. and it is kind of stereotypical towards the gang members and other people they pass by. and david ayer does not really know how to write characters other than police correctly
but:
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Pena do one of their best performances
- the concept is interesting because it is mostly from found footage like…
here are eight joke reviews cause I couldn’t choose:
“you know, I’m something of a brutalist myself”
“not a long enough intermission for me to play terminator salvation: the arcade game”
“they get led into the caves? what is this, Babylon?”
“every cast member has imposter syndrome”
“the grand brutalist hotel”
“i will be given one film bro credit to use on a bad movie i really like”
“it’s joever! joever! joever!”
“muh-teer-ee-als”
i like architecture. it’s one of my…
kitty is giving the review today, what does she have to say?
“meow”
i think that means “this is the best cat tv I’ve seen in a while”
great review kitty! a few notes from me though before I finish the review
- still some sad parts. i think about THAT bird part often and frequently
- kitty actually interacted with the cat and dogs. she probably liked the capybara
- you may hate the other dogs but what about…
