Maya

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lover of anti-capitalism, fast cars, and efficient run times

Favorite films

  • Kneecap
  • You're Next
  • Undine
  • Avengement

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  • A Working Man

    ★★½

  • The Equalizer

    ★★★

  • Haywire

    ★★★½

  • Working Girls

    ★★★

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  • A Working Man

    A Working Man

    ★★½

    The things I suffer through for Jason Statham!!

    - guy to the left of us kept dramatically thumbs upping every scene he liked 

    - old couple to the right of us kept repeating every single line

  • The Equalizer

    The Equalizer

    ★★★

    Could’ve been cooler, but it was full of copaganda for some reason??

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    i'm genuinely so surprised i'm seeing so many complaints that we don't get enough ~interiority~ of anora? no offense, but you can read her face clear as day. you can see her interactions with her roommate, with these shitty rich people silencing her, with her coworkers - her face says it all. i don't need to be told her every waking thought to know she has them... mikey madison crushed it, she has the makings of a real ☆.

    of…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★

    I loved the little bugs (& the bigger bugs). 

    Robert Pattinson is a perfectly fine actor, he’s just somehow managed to never once be in a movie I actually like. Impressive! On the other hand, I’m really sick of Mark Ruffalo and he’s basically just doing the same character he did in Poor Things but more annoying. 

    I just hate satire and don’t see any value in it! None of this was funny and none of this had anything to…