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Longlegs 2024
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dale served marilyn monroe circa may 19th 1962.
did not know nicolas cage could be uglier.
lee harker you are an autism baddie, and i love you. i’m really sorry that your mom was like that, you deserved so much better. also did NOT think you were gonna shoot her in the head… good on ya!
this whole situation was kind of serving will graham and jack crawford. too bad the killer was not dilfy and danish.
the mom was…
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Logan 2017
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we’re retiring the logan from hit movie logan bit… perhaps.
test tube 11 year old, female, mexican wolverine served CVNT!!!! deadpool and wolverine did her so dirty for the sole fact that she didn’t get to show off how much she SERVES!!!!
emma kept predicting logan’s lines as he was saying them. never seen this movie before. they might be telepathically connected at this point…. and by they, i mean emma and those wolverine tittiessss! (although there was a lack…
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Shake It All About 2001
i literally spent hours looking for this stupid movie and i think it made me homophobic. yeah mads is pretty but at what cost? an hour and a half of my goddamn life. the only good thing was the line “honey i’m homo” jørgen deserved so much better than jacobs sweaty ass. mads didn’t even say dyke so it was a waste of time. one of my stars is for jørgen and the other for friedrich bc i love him. pls don’t watch this movie if you don’t hate gay people
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Men & Chicken 2015
this movie is a perfect example of the need to abolish capitalism and tear down the expectations of a nuclear family. truly an astounding film. i could do without having to see mads mikkelsen with a moustache though.
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