- The cutaway narrative sections between the tapes were super fucking boring.
- Stork was pretty fucking sick.
- Dream Girl literally had sections where it clearly was not from a found footage POV, why the fuck was there a music video in the middle? Had a cool monster design and the kills were sick but this was NOT found footage for a good portion of it.
- Live and Let Dive was pretty cool, felt a bit too long…
My theater audibly groaned and laugh multiple times.
This movie was awful. Imagine taking every single complaint about protagonists acting dumb as rocks. You could see both of them sharing on single brain cell and making the worst choices the entire time. Neither was like able, especially the boyfriend.
“Can I get a cheeseburger with no meat?” Shut your ass up.
I don’t think he was trying to play a dick head but every time he spoke he came off…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This film tricks you into thinking it it'll become a buddy cop film where the hero saves his girl with the help of his best friend.
This movie ain't that.
The title card drop KILL halfway into the movie was great. The fights, the music, the acting. All of it was phenomenal. The most "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" aura imaginable. Watching each and every henchmen freak the hell out as the protagonist tears his way through them was fantastic.
This movie doesn't waste time setting things up and once it starts it doesn't stop.
Loved it.
