Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Metal Lords 2022

  ½ Watched 25 Mar 2022 81

  as a black metal elitist gatekeeper I wish I could give this negative stars

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  Fall 2022

  ★★ Watched 18 Jul 2022 11

  I'd do a fucking epic backflip and break my neck like a badass

Recent reviews

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  The Condemned 2013

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  prison is a punishment, not a taxpayer funded vacation. don't care how inhumane their treatment is, they deserve it.

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  Malena 2000

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025 1

  “The boys, the girls. They all like Carmen. She gives them butterflies, bats her cartoon eyes. She laughs like God. Her mind's like a diamond. Audiotune lies. She's still shining.”

  Envy is the worst trait a woman can have towards another.

Popular reviews

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  They/Them 2022

  ½ Watched 04 Aug 2022 3

  I stand with the white homophobic dog

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  The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window 2022

  Watched 16 Jan 2022 3

  The woman in the last house on the left across the street from the girl in the window knows what you did last summer on Friday the 13th